We went outside and she ran a 40 meter dash in 4 seconds.So I’m rubbing away at this old lamp when WHOOOSH a genie appears as they do; true to form he says “What is your wish?”So after about 2 seconds thought I say “I’d like a new Ferrari please”“Sorry,” says the genie. “no can do - I’m the Lambourne genie”Captain Nemo’s submarine ‘Nautilus’ has finally been disarmed.It is now called the ‘Naughtyless’A Vicar was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.“Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.She replied, “They’re as clean as soap and water could get them.”He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled to her two dogs. “I felt pretty sluttish… It felt good!”“You’re not a slut!” Sharon joked. “Maybe a little whorish… but not a slut!”“I guess the next thing was the handle of my hairbrush. That was good for a long time. The end was rounded and tapered, then got larger again and tapered back down near the bristles. I could push it as deep as the bristles and keep it inside without holding it with my hand.” Anita explained.“Wow… cool!” Sharon exclaimed. “So, did you just kneel on the bed or floor?”“Both, sometimes I would squat over it and take it in that way.” Anita stated.“Then what?”“Well, the handle of the toilet brush, carrots, then wine bottles and stuff.” Anita confessed openly. “That was well before any cocks went in there!”Sharon shifted in her chair. “So what was the biggest thing you took up your ass?”“Hmm?” Anita thought, “I’ve done some good size cocks, but, I would have to say my hand.”“You can do anal fisting!” Sharon asked shocked.“Just started. I can get my fingers and thumb in up to.
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